Tips for Boyfriends and Girlfriends
- Don't play spin the bottle with your boyfriend, his twin, and their best friend when
you've never kissed a guy before. You might end up getting your first kiss from your boyfriend's twin.
- Don't go out with the same guy for 5 years.
- Don't tell a guy what you're thinking, even if he asks. You'll only confuse him. Remember, guys are
simple-minded.
- Don't bathe in body spray. you only need a couple of sprays.
- If you don't write them, they won't write you.
- Don't talk about kissing, just do it!
- Don't kiss with your eyes open.
- Don't EVER hit a girl. (pillow fights don't count)
- Don't say "I love you" unless you really mean it.
- Complement your gf/bf.
- Play twister.
- Don't let your little brother hang around when your trying to spend time together. He'll do a hand
check every 5 min.
- Talk
- Kiss
- Hug
- Laugh
- If something is bothering you, TELL THEM!
- Don't be bitter.
- Breaking up is only as hard as you make it.
- Don't lie. Be honest.
- If you agree to talk about things that bother you, make sure to keep up your side of the deal.
- One night stands aren't cheating.
- It's more fun to have a bunch of friends of the opposite sex than to have one gf/bf.
- Try to stay friends, even after a breakup.
- Remember that guys tend to be jerks when they're around their friends, so don't hold it against them.
- Keep in touch if you don't live close.
- Don't take advantage of time together.
- If you're going to dump them, then just do it! Don't put it off. That's mean! (RYAN)
- Don't EVER dump someone through an email. At least call if you can't do it in person.
- Be sure to procede in private activities ONLY when you are sure siblings and parents will not inturupt.
- A little PDA never hurt anyone.
Tips for Friends
- Don't blow off your friends for a guy.
- If you don't write them, they won't write you.
- Treat your friends every once in a while.
- Don't let friends date losers.
- Don't let little fights get out of hand.
- If you go to a study party, don't expect to get much studying done.
- Don't rely on friends to deliver messages.
- Forgive.
- Be there for them.
- Visit them the day after they have surgery.
- Choose your friends carefully. You'd be suprised how much influence they have on you!
- Keep in touch with friends who move away.
- Don't try to hook your friends up with your exes
- Trust your friends. They usually can see the whole picture when you can only see part of it.
Tips for School
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Keep on the right side of the hall.
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The teacher won't believe you if you tell him/her that your dog ate your homework.
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Don't call your teacher a butthead.
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Don't eat cafeteria food.
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Don't challenge the principal.
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Don't steal valves from the science room.
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If you study, you really DO score better on the test!
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Teachers don't always grade fairly.
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Don't play cat's cradle in math.
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Don't wait to ask to go to the bathroom if you have to throw up.
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Prepare for sememester tests.
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Keep organized.
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Study with the smart people.
Tips for Home
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Don't use up your parents' cell phone minuites.
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Don't start a fight with your brother if he's bigger than you.
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Don't stay on the internet when your parents are expecting an important phone call.
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Don't take things without asking.
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Don't eat all the cereal.
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Don't tell your parents what you, your friend, your boyfriend, and your friend's
boyfriend were REALLY doing in your room at 11:00 PM.
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Don't sing songs about suzie to your mom.
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If you are given a curfew, be on time.
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If you miss a curfew, just except the consequences.
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If you're in the bathroom, lock the door.
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Don't leave your computer logged on to your user.
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Make a deal with your siblings. If you don't rat them out, they won't rat you out...
usually.
Tips for Other Occasions
- Don't leave animal cages open.
- Don't take pictures of yourself doing embarassing things. The pictures could fall into
the wrong hands.
- Don't spend your vacation on the computer.
- Dog's shouldn't be locked in rooms.
- Don't use a lot of hairspray in a closed bathroom.
- Mention ALL your friends on your website.
- Ice Cream fixes everything from breakups to breakouts.
- If your band plays a song you always mess up on and the guitar player gives you crap,
don't worry, he might mess up on the same spot you normally do when you are doing a run through before your first big gig.
(It's ok Chance)
- Keep track of how many pain killers you take and when you take them.
- Walk through a drive through when you're bored.
- Be careful what you put on your blog. You never know who'll end up reading it.
- ALWAYS smile : )
- Never turn your back on someone with a snowball.
- Make sure you have enough gas before you leave town.
- Remember time changes when you call people
- Don't try to memorize an inform speech the night before a speech meet.
If you want to contact me, my email is terah_2007@hotmail.com
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